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For example, Walter originally wanted to dress as a Catholic priest but decided against it because "everybody gets mad when offend the Mexicans." Bubba J originally wanted to dress as a ghost, but decided not to when someone backstage told him that a redneck in a white sheet was not a good idea. However, many of the puppets wanted to dress as something else, but couldn't for various reasons.Walter is a parody of Frankenstein's monster, called Crankenstein, and Achmed is an American woman. The puppets all dress up as the thing they fear the most (save for Bubba J, who dresses as a vampire, because he, like vampires, hang out with people who have red necks, and Peanut and José, who are parodies of Batman and Robin, called Batnut and Ruben).To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-Ham! Like my awful father, who scarred my face Even before all of this happens, Jeff is sitting around in the dressing room, aching with worry:.(The explosion sends flaming car parts and raging fireballs flying in all directions the skull-scoop sails in a tumbling motion towards the camera, and the title "Controlled Chaos" appears) (Bubba J gleefully jams his finger on the button, which causes the Achmedmobile to explode)Īchmed: (realizing that Bubba J has indeed pressed the self-destruct button) NOOOOOOO!! (He arrogantly tosses the keys through the air it hits Bubba J on the head, before falling on the ground)Īchmed: And whatever you do, don't touch the red button!īubba J: (clearly not heard Achmed, seeing a Big Red Button on the electronic keyless-entry fob on Achmed's keyring) Got it, touch the red button! About the one thing Walter likes about Florida is the warning residents get when a hurricane's coming, especially compared to Southern California.īubba J: (dressed as a security guard) Whoa! Is that a hybrid?Īchmed: It's the Achmedmobile, you idiot! Just be careful parking it, or I KEEL YOU!.It was 112 three days in a row! But what do all the locals say? "But it's a dry heat!" Screw you! A bonfire's a dry heat! You don't see my stickin' my ass in one of those, do you? "Your ass is on fire!" It's a dry heat! I was in Florida, gotta burn off the frickin' moss! Walter: ( about Phoenix) August in Phoenix, Arizona. You talk to the locals in Green Bay, what do they say? ( mimics shivering) "We love it here! We're a hardy people!" A bunch of frozen dumbasses is what you are. Walter: ( a follow-up burn regarding Green Bay, specifically their NFL team this time) Lambeau Field, NO ROOF! Helloooooooooooooooo! How many weekends during football season is good weather in Green Bay? That would be, NOOOOOOOOONE! Note to self: build a frickin' roof! We have the technology. Did you know the borders are open? Pack up your suburban and get the hell out!" I get on stage every night and I'd say, "You people are idiots. Walter: ( about Green Bay in February) It was negative-20 with a negative-30 wind chill.